Parody king "Weird Al" Yankovic is still few moons away from releasing his next full-length album. But you can get a brand-new song (which won't be on the new album) by visiting his Official Web site. Here's the full story, direct from WeirdAl.com: 

"HEY!
How would you like to download a brand-new Weird Al song... for free? Yeah, we thought you might. Right-click (ctrl-click for Mac) on one of the links below, and select "save target as" (or "download linked file" for Mac). Don't say we never gave you anything!
You can download it here, here, here, here, here, here, here, or here."  

Titled "You're Pitiful," the song parodies James Blunt's inescapable hit, "You're Beautiful," and makes a hilarious reference to Halo 2. 

Download it by clicking any of the links above, or by visiting www.WeirdAl.com.